Effective Date: 09/01/2023
Welcome to Evil Olive! By using evilolive.com and purchasing our products, you agree to the following terms. Please read them carefully—preferably both forward and backward.
1. About Us
Evil Olive is a palindrome-inspired apparel brand operated by Evil Olive LLC celebrating the quirky magic of palindromes with limited-edition shirts that are as smart as they are funny.
2. Use of Our Website
You agree to:
- Use our site only for lawful purposes
- Not interfere with our website’s security or functionality
- Not copy, sell, or distribute any content or products without permission
Basically, be cool.
3. Orders & Payment
All prices are listed in USD.
We accept secure payments via Stripe payment gateway, which includes AMEX, VISA, Discover, Mastercard, and Pay / Google Pay.
Once you place an order, it’s sent to production. Orders begin processing immediately, so changes or cancellations may not be possible.
4. Shipping & Delivery
Shipping is handled by our network of partners. We’ll provide a tracking number when available. Delivery times may vary based on location and product.
We currently ship to the U.S., EU, UK, and other select regions.
5. Returns & Refunds
Because our products are made-to-order, we typically do not accept returns or exchanges unless the item is damaged or there is a printing error.
If there’s an issue with your order, contact us within 14 days of delivery here and we’ll make it right.
6. Intellectual Property
All designs, artwork, logos, and content on this site are the property of Evil Olive or its creators. Please don’t use them without our permission. We love symmetry—not copyright infringement.
7. Limitation of Liability
Evil Olive is not liable for:
- Delays caused by third-party printers or shipping carriers
- Incorrect information you provide during checkout
- Any losses resulting from use or misuse of our website
8. User Accounts
Currently, we offer guest checkout only. If we enable account creation in the future, you agree to keep your login credentials secure and not impersonate anyone else.
9. Privacy
Our use of your personal information is governed by our Privacy Policy. Please read it for details on how we collect, use, and protect your data.
10. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. The current version will always be posted here with the effective date.
11. Contact Us
Questions? Problems? Palindromes to share?
???? Reach us here
We’re listening—forward, backward, and upside down.